Wisdom of the roads

The day it rains women, I want a leak over my bed

There is one thing you will find, for sure, when you drive in a Brazilian road: the good humor of truck back bumpers. They frequently sport dirty jokes, religious quotes, song lyrics, love declarations and whatever could brighten the other drivers lives.

Check here some of my favorites:

He-Man

Thanks to those who talk on my back. It means I am always ahead

I exist because I insist

Don't follow me. I am lost

Vote for prostitutes, because voting for their children didn't work so well

I am slow - but ahead of you

• My face is ugly but I am good on the road.
• The flag of Corinthians [popular soccer team] is like deodorant: it is always under the arm.
• If work made you rich, donkeys would be millionaire.
• A secret kept by three people? Only if you kill two of them.
• If breasts were horns, the night would be noisy.
• Mini-skirt is like barbed wire. It encloses the property, but allows the vision.